i somehow have a paper cut on my big left toe (left big toe?)

your guess is as good as mine how that happened

theatomickatz:

oldie from a few months ago when i was testing out vintage horror-esque styles… i love this creep so dearly

rk-striker-jk-5:

king-shango-the-great:

xtracozy:

yall goated.

Absolutely 🙏🏿

All of you. :)

demonicae:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

Same with stuff like screen shake, particle effects, flashing/lightning effects: “But the game would look terrible without them!”

Then Just…. Don’t turn them off then, dickface…

Meanwhile, *having the option to turn them off* would greatly increase the number of people able to play the game.

I always get annoyed watching some recent videos on Megaman Battle Network bosses because 9/10 times they dedicate more time than it’s worth to say ‘We’re not gonna use the Max Buster setting because we ain’t bitch made’ or something like that

Meanwhile, I don’t have a lot of time, energy or skill as I did when I was a kid playing the original games and just want a way to get through the story in the limited amount of time I have outside of work

With the Buster Max setting (and an exploit where I can boost the 100 dmg per shot to 500) I went from taking a week or two to get through one of MMBN4′s tournements at BEST to managing to start at the first tourney and get all the way to the endgame section in one of my few days off.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I think they were specifically sharing dreams I appeared in but thank you for contributing

I would be extremely good at being a hamster

My (very scuffed, sorry) rendition of the Demily hampter

tindomielthings:

jeff_bouton

corbitgun:

kingofthehilltoday:

No fuck off. Dale gribble is a loving kind man who openly accepts his father for being gay. Dale gribble is a good man who has some crazy ideas but very few are actively harmful to others and he would never vote for trump ever. He would absolutely believe (and be correct) that trumps Fandom is a cult. Fuck this post.

Dale, using one of thousand of anonymous accounts and through at least a half dozen different VPNs one of which may have been made by him, would be the one of if not the top comment on Windigoon vids discussing with certainty the logistics of how JFK was killed or the monster in the statue of liberty

He would also probably have several oats on R/MaliciousComplience where you’re not too sure if any of it was real but it’s typed with such conviction that you’d believe it

*in a heavy, faux Australian accent* The wild Saber stalks her prey

akumeoy:

theyrezi:

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this

peregrineggsandham:

inthewayoutthere:

dragontatoes:

inthewayoutthere:

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

I got put in charge of the page for a German silent film from 1918 I never saw before called ‘The Foreign Prince’, which is apparently now a Lost Film.

…not sure if I’m lucky or unlucky